Slow down you drive to fast

Dave from Darwen was racing down the M65,

Going soo fast and lucky to be alive.

He was pulled over by a cop who was ready for his break,

Hankering for his coffee and a piece of carrot cake.

"Hope you've got a good excuse for going so fast,

I looked at my speedo and was truly aghast."

"Well,years ago my wife ran away with a cop,

Thought you were bringing her back,didn't wanna stop!"

"I  certainly haven't heard that one before,

I'll give you a caution,don't speed any more!"