Welsh is best

Kathryn Jenkins was in charge of recruitment,employing the Welsh she did prefer.

"There are two types of people in this world,the Welsh and those who wished they were"

Tonto went for an interview,but he knew he didn't stand a chance,

So he told a few lies so that his prospects he would  enhance.

But Tonto's chances of employment were extremely bleak,

It was obvious to Kathryn  that he was definately Greek.

She took one  "unbiased" look and was ready to pass him by,

Until he uttered,"My name is Tonto Popadopulous,but my friends call me Dai!"