Off to Cracow now to research Moxy Casimir's regal ancestor. Back on Friday to flood the site with loads more rubbish. Isn't it fascinating how the words keep disappearing and reappearing on this blog as you type? You have to guess whether you have typed what you thought. It's that bloody Shaolin monk of Moxy's nicking the letters again.

Anyway, if the panda doesn't get my baggage, I plan to have a nice time with King Casimierz. It will be a good trip. I have booked on the super luxury airline Easy Jet and as one of their ultra rich customers I have speedy boarding which means that I don't have to pedal.

See you Friday when I am going to get my letters back. I will learn the martial arts on the flight home.