I use a cream for my problems in life. If I need a girlfriend I use Get Me A Girlfriend cream. And there appears a nice Size 10 slim brunette who gives good head. To get a job I used Instant Day Job cream. Applying it liberally on my arm immediately got me a bakery day job to pay for my tattoos. And for the car I need as a runabout, I got Instant Car cream. Putting it on my hand got me a Fiat Punto on my driveway. Not bad eh? What about getting more book sales? I bought a tube of Many Book Sales cream and put it on my back. I sold a million ebooks and became a millionaire overnight. This cream based solution is a good thing for a quick fix. What shall I get next? Maybe a cream to fix my craaazy mood swing?

a cream based solutionapply cream and get what you want

◄ My Blade, My Life (by Mel) read live by me at scribble fest oldham 24/5/12



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nick armbrister

Wed 30th May 2012 13:52

thanx Stella and Yvonne just came to me when i was using insect bite cream lol:)

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Tue 29th May 2012 09:18

Like this a lot. Oh if only eh?

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Yvonne Brunton

Sun 27th May 2012 22:37

sounds like you have also got a cream for wishful thinking.
Very amusing.
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