"Haven't you got one of these?" they said,
Haven't you got one of those?

It's pixelbyte loaded and glows at the seams,
It's powered outrightly by unicorns' dreams,
It's carbonicatic and kind to the trees,
It's helpful and friendly and eager to please,
"Haven't you got one of these?" they said,
Haven't you got one of those?

It'll miraclise and reprovitalate,
It'll mirelessly garrulate things that you say,
It'll make you look younger and help you feel great,
It'll premify status-linked nameshares your way,
"Haven't you got one of these?" they said,
Haven't you got one of those?

It comes varicoloured and pungified nice,
It transcends with magic that no-one else knows,
It features on billboards and all the right shows,
It wont be available long at this price,
"Haven't you got one of these?" they said,
Why haven't you got one of those?