Flippity Floppety Flump-

The Cow jumped over the moon-

and landed with a heck of a thumpety thump-

thumpety thump...thumpety thump...thumpety thump!

 

The Cow said ' what is this swelling on my head'-

the cat replied it's a ' Flippity Floppety Flumpety Bump'-

you see with the gravitational pull of our planet Earth-

the spoon hit you at great speed, you are lucky not to be dead.

 

Humpty Dumpty was there when it happened - he saw it all-

he was sat on the moon near a very high wall-

poor Humpty Dumpty, felt such a Numpty.

As he could not reach you to help break your fall.

 

Flippity Floppety Flump-

How now brown cow - now come here shouted the cat-

let me kiss you on that-

bumpety... bumpety... lumpety... bump-

...and make it all Flippity... Floppety... Flumpety... better, you great lump!