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I have been married,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I know how you feel.                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Don't patronise me,                                                                                                                                                                                                                I've experienced.                                                                                                                                                                                                             Been there,                                                                                                                                                                                                                    seen it before.                                                                                                                                                                                                          Been in the dock,                                                                                                                                                                                                              right on the edge relationship train wreck.                                                                                                                                                                                                                       I've been there.                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I know gut wrenching anxiety,                                                                                                                                                                                                         dark despair,                                                                                                                                                                                                            delicious forbidden suicide pull.                                                                                                                                                                                                       Snap out of it and say sorry!                                                                                                                                                                                                           Save your relationship and save face,                                                                                                                                                                                                                             avert a war.                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I was married and understand.