Welcome to Ruby Wrings

open floor show, with

special guests for

this star studded,

audience participation,

evening performance.

Special guests tonight

are :-

Martin o'huru and his

sidekick, "ju-ju" stick.

A big hand please

as he joins us on stage.

Give a huge welcome with

his infamous catchphrase.

"Let's make rain."

 

My next guest, ladies and

gentlemen. A philanderer. Who

by his own admission. Came,

all the way from Wigan to come,

here tonight. He spends

evenings, on the streets

of Manchester.

And i quote :-

" with not one, but six, blondes. 

One on each arm."  Giving him

a name we all know

and love him by.

Please welcome

"Octopie."   

(he needed the other two

to plug his ears.)

 

And finally. My third guest

for tonight. The one.

The "one and only man."

Who,as his name suggests.

Reads books, plays, poetry

and prose. Devours authors.

Eats dictionaries for breakfast.

Chews on phraseology, before 

writing his reviews, in

his own inimitable style.

Nick-named "Jaws" in

literary circles. Here tonight

to plug His book. "Rod of Iron."

Here he is gentlemen, and

ladies. With clenched fist and

bow and arrow, but sorry.

No braces tonight. Mr.

Tony Redbooks.

 

Please join us after the

commercial break. For

what promises to be :-

A wet weekend in Wigan

with only a shark for company.

Eating all the pies.