Strip Mining
In the red light district she asked
"Why don't you buy yourself a fleshlight?"
I said it would be like admitting defeat
I was realising despite how she may change
On the nymph - crone continnuum
Her light wouldn't
Her type is scarce on the earth's surface
So I asked her to marry me
Didn't get an answer
Silence, impure air and moonlight merged in my mind
The next day I tried to follow her advice and
Talked about the hyper-inflated set price of an engagement ring
As defined by diamond marketeers
<Deleted User> (6315)
Tue 12th Jul 2011 11:50
On the nymph - crone continnuum...sheesh Chris I thought this a super piece of work..dunno if you need that last line though..just a personal prference obviously :)