If a man (a woman) is wise
He (she) will marry thrice.
The first one has to be rich,
The second one has to be beautiful,
The third one has to be intelligent.
But! It could be nice
If you don’t follow my advice.
If you don’t want to spend your money for little Willie
Don’t be silly and protect your willy.
Children ask where from the things appear.
Parents ask where the things disappear.
He was a man of my dream
Until the time I found out his dream.
The world is boring for boring people.
The less you know – the better you sleep,
The more you know – the better you eat.
Oh, darling! You are the best out of the rest.
I will explain. Yesterday I was convinced in it again.
January the 10th,2011