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Hairy ear rims
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And why is it that hair shall grow
From the waxy canal and edge of lobes
From the crease of toes
And the awkward inner of nose
?
Have you felt the pain when pop it goes
Ouch! from root.
Why is it that a single follicle decides to sprout, to shoot
Fifty feet long, when neighbours less endowed, have nothing to shout about,
Except going grey?
Ugly fifty-foot long single hair
Get out of there, ouch!, go away.
No wonder your single, being with you was way too painful.
Nature has a way for body peculiarity shows.
And moving down
To the hind and the crease where nobody goes
Willing, crack, nothing worse than that sight surely sore?
Why body hair spilling
mid life? Why endure?
I never ordered or asked for this Xmas ‘brut’ spray ‘sure’.
And it is no cosmetic improvement
So nature is flawed and has failed
She has turned me into a hairy wale hunting old spice
So I must revolt, react, rebel come up with some device.
Take tweezers into the cavern wreak havoc and hell in there
And pull
Exfoliated
Extract
Male cosmetic attention
Male grooming
Female zooming in on potato crops in my ears
Is there a famine I ask
Organic produce, an easy task in there
Look at all that wax
I hate body hair
A friend said “ its your Sean Connery stage of life”
So where’s the bond girls then?
Miss money penny you slinky hen I always had a thing for you
How about some assistance
We could use superglue as a waxing special agent
007 make up range
neatly trimmed neatly arranged
the efficient way to remove body hair is to use a woman.
That is the answer.
They know best.
Unless they like you hairy of course.