Comrade, do please pass me the paint pot,

red will do, yes, a pint will be fine,

imperial measures are better,

Rule Britannia and fuck the Iranians!

They say that blood’s thicker than water,

but is it thicker than oil?

I reckon paint’s thicker than blood,

but blood’s much cheaper these days,

come on guys, let’s paint the town red,

oh look, there’s that statue of Churchill,

cop that, you imperial piss pot,

Operation Ajax that off!

Le Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh,

Dé Sathairn, an seachtú lá de mhí an Mhárta,

An Bhliain Dhá Mhíle is Fiche a sé.