An angry wave had swept the ship ashore,
then scumbags came and pilfered from the hold.
The crew, all drunk, were strewn across the deck,
but when the light of later filtered in,
the dipsos upped and went, so did the craft.
They say it never happened, a sea tale,
but I’ve a keg of rum that’ll raise the dead
and make the doubts of Thomas disappear.