Body on the Carpet
‘There’s a body on the carpet, George’ ;
‘Not now, I’m watching the match.’
‘There’s a body on the carpet, George’ ;
‘Not now, they’re replaying that catch.’
‘There’s a body on the carpet, George’ ;
‘Not now, I’m eating my dinner.
Tonight they’re showing Premier League
And then the lottery winner.’
‘There’s a body on the carpet, George’ ;
‘Not now, there’s the title fight on.’
‘There’s a body on the carpet, George’ ;
‘Not now, we’re two down at Brighton.’
‘You never listen to a word;
You’re obsessed with sport and scores.
There’s a body on the carpet, George,
And, by the way, it’s yours!’

Stephen Gospage
Thu 11th Sep 2025 16:59
Thank you for the kind comment, Rolph. Yes, it's certainly on the same lines!
Thanks for introducing me to this.