‘There’s a body on the carpet, George’ ;

‘Not now, I’m watching the match.’

‘There’s a body on the carpet, George’ ;

‘Not now, they’re replaying that catch.’

 

‘There’s a body on the carpet, George’ ;

‘Not now, I’m eating my dinner.

Tonight they’re showing Premier League

And then the lottery winner.’

 

‘There’s a body on the carpet, George’ ;

‘Not now, there’s the title fight on.’

‘There’s a body on the carpet, George’ ;

‘Not now, we’re two down at Brighton.’

 

‘You never listen to a word;

You’re obsessed with sport and scores.

There’s a body on the carpet, George,

And, by the way, it’s yours!’