"I wish you wouldn't eat the spiders Mr. House Wren. Plenty of pesky flies and other crawlies about."

"Okay, okay, but the spiders have eight legs. Seems plenty for all.", his complaint.

"You're seeing it wrong, silly bird. They have none to spare, really."

"Fair enough, I'll be on my way then."

"Thank you. But before you go, there's a couple of flies that have been pestering me. Please feel free to bring a fork and whatever seasonings you may prefer."