There's dogshit on my front garden

Clearly the dog did it, but who is responsible?

There are four possible answers, which seems a bit odd

It's either the dog, his owner, me, or God

 

It can't be the dog because God gave Man dominion over animals

And it can't be God either because with great vision

He introduced the dominion policy at an early stage

Specifically on the bible's opening page

 

So it's the dog owner then?

Not necessarily if he did not see the dog in the act

and therefore did not witness the steaming pat

So there's only one person left

You've guessed it...me!

 

Nevertheless I'm pleased that God  in His wisdom

put a sound process in place

So I'm happy to clean it up

and it just goes to prove that God is so useful

If He didn't exist we'd have to make Him up