Just heard Herman's Hermits on the radio

'I'm Into Something Good' 

Of course he wasn't really called Herman

and they weren't hermits

but that's not the point

the name was sort of catchy

they were popular and had a few hits

Wonder what they look like now?

A bunch of sad old gits

but at least they tasted success

before they called it quits

I wasn't too bothered

not like when The Beatles split - I was in bits

but not Herman's Hermits

to be honest they got on my tits