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Clacton-in-Ditch

Dear God, help the people

of Clacton-on-Sea,

who, thinking that things

were as bad as could be,

imagined their saviour,

that frog with a gob,

with a laugh and a smoke,

and a pint in his hand,

the working-man’s bloke,

might change his behaviour,

might just do his job,

keeping shit from their rivers

and shit from their shores?

but his amour now is orange,

so, Clacton-on-Sea’s

now Clacton-in-Ditch;

you working-class folk,

can go take a hike,

Nige has now made his pitch,

he’s declared his true love,

he’s the Orange One’s bitch.

🌷(9)

FarageClacton-on-SeaUSA

◄ A Greeting in Irish (Beannacht i nGaeilge)

Remembrance? Forget It! ►

Comments

Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Fri 8th Nov 2024 09:02

Thanks all for your likes and comments.
Red Brick Keshner
Greg Freeman
Tom Doolan
Stephen Gospage
John Gilbert Ellis
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TOM T. E. MERTON

Farrage now seeks to reassure his fans that Trump (who’s now being congratulated by Putin) is ”pro-British”…if only Farage was!

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TOM MERTON

Wed 6th Nov 2024 10:24

OH!!! CLEV-ERRR!!! well done Uilleam 👍 ( and then some! )

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