Let’s ease up on the green crap,

The climate’s not too bad;

Some summer heat in winter

Should make us feel quite glad.

 

Ditch all the regulations

That pessimists adore;

Give people what they dream of:

More flights, more stuff, more, more.

 

Rev up your petrol guzzlers

And roar down country roads;

Let’s motorise the planet

Through trucks with monster loads.

 

It’s fakey, fakey, fakey,

This talk of climate change;

Who cares if there were snow caps

On every mountain range?

 

The science is divided;

The jury is still out.

Some blame it on volcanos

Or Magic Roundabout.

 

So let’s get this world moving,

And drill down, baby, drill!

Deregulate and never mind

Who’s going to pay the bill.