As a photographer I was assigned to take pictures of a roaring forest fire.

A plane at the local airport I had arranged to hire.

At the airport I jumped into the plane and excitedly said ,"let's go."

"Fly over the fire and hover three or four timrs below ."

After taking off the pilot says,"Wby are we doing this over such a devastating fire ?"

"I'm a photographer,"Traumatised.the pilot says"You mean your not the insructor that I did hire!!!"