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Beauty in Bass Rock

A shining stone on the horizon.

In a stunning world, it does it’s bit.

You may find it surprising,

This beauty is just shit.

 

Or guano to be more correct,

Though crap it is to most.

It beckons me to come inspect,

Though I’d rather not get close. 

 

It catches me slumped in blue,

When chuckles are more sparse. 

Cheers me to think that such a view

Came from many a gannet arse. 

 

Reminds me to think on waste. 

How to another it is more.

A rock engulfed with bird shit paste 

Can stop my tracks in Awe. 

 

I climbed the hill behind the loch

Instead of calling this day done.

I’m glad I got to see Bass Rock

In the milky Edinburgh sun.

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Isabel Hope

Tue 2nd May 2023 13:47

Thanks both, yes Uilleam I knew of it’s use for fertiliser but had no idea about it’s used for gunpowder, interesting!

Haha yes I wonder whether the link to it being good luck is just a compensation offered to the unlucky

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Tue 2nd May 2023 13:37

You've just reminded me KJ.
One Sunday dad was stepping out of the doorway, his best suit on for church; splat, straight down his leg shat a gull or a pigeon😀

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kJ Walker

Sun 30th Apr 2023 07:58

I really liked this one.
Interesting subject matter.
I remember as a kid being crapped on by a seagull, and mi mam saying "shit for luck". I didn't feel that lucky at the time.

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Sat 29th Apr 2023 14:53

Thanks for that interesting piece Isabel.
Were you aware of the history of Guano "mining"?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano

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