Tom was a taxi driver on his way to pick up a nun,

He"d always wanted to kiss one thought it would be fun.

So he picked her up and looked  her in the eye,

Asked her if she wouldn't mind giving it a try.

 

She asked him whether he was married or a Catholic.

He said,"No neither,"this did the trick.

He pulled over to the side and embraced her in a snog,

But suddenly he burst into tears and was as sick as a dog.

 

"Why are you crying ?"asked the nun"Well I'm Catholic and I'm wed !"

"That's no problem,I'm on my way to a fancy dress party and my name is Fred."