When I think of food and drink it's no surprise

the question does arise

with booze some choose to let it breathe

and defer their bottle of wine

I prefer to savour the flavour

and give mouth to mouth to mine

some say, “The glass is half full,”

with accent on the positive

some see the glass half empty

and focus on the negative

two sides to every story

supposedly that implies

as for me I see something else entirely

and for size I will apprise

but before I do I beg of you

allow me one more swig,

“Sláinte, salud, prost, cin cin,”

 

the glass is too damn big!