The President roared, The President roared:

‘I have so much power, yet I am bored.’

 

The President thought, The President thought:

‘What can I do for today’s bit of sport?’

 

The President said, The President said:

‘Bring me that man and I’ll chop off his head.’

 

The President cried, The President cried:

‘Now I shed tears for the man who just died.’

 

The President lied.