Lockdown drags on and Boris scandals increase by the day,

The pandemic pain doesn't seem to be going away.

Boris takes the cabinet out for dinner,

Political stress is making them thinner.

 

The waiter asks Boris,"What are you having to eat ?"

"I'll have a steak ,I deserve a treat."

The waiter says,"What about the vegetables ?"

Boris answers "Oh they'll have the same as me."