Tommy
| Tommy the turkey was tired |
| totally tired, it's true |
| as his tribe - being tremendously tasty - |
| tended to top the menu |
| Tom started out pretty tranquil |
| He was quite the traditional type |
| But rightfully got in a temper |
| at some of that thanksgiving hype |
| He seemed to get touchy and testy |
| as his farm friends dwindled a lot |
| And if my mates were turned into twizzlers |
| I too would be losing the plot |
| So Tom took to taking some action |
| in the local town for his team |
| And his tit-for-tat retribution |
| is a tip-top turkey-based dream |
| Well, I tremble and totter and teeter |
| What if cows were to follow his trend? |
| Or the pigs, or the sheep, or the chickens? |
| I question just where will it end? |
| But Tommy is ever tenacious |
| I've asked him to quit - but no use |
| So perhaps we should just have the stuffing? |
| Perhaps it is time for a truce? |
