THE FOLLOWING VERY SHORT POEM IS DESIGNED TO INSTIGATE A DISCERNIBLE FEELING OF NONCHALANCE AND IS TO BE READ IN THE VOICE OF NOEL COWARD WITH TOO MANY CLOTHE PEGS ATTACHED TO HIS BOTTOM
He cried a single tear of indifference
It meant as much to him
As that solitary drop of urine
That fell down his inner leg that morning
But what was all this to him?
He didn't care!