Tom was driving his wife Sue to the brink,

Spending too much time at the pub addicted to drink.

To weigh up why he was wrong,

To the pub one night Sue went along.

 

"What will you have to drink Sue ?"

"Think I'll have the same as you."

Tom knocked back two whiskies really quick.

Sue followed suit ,but was really sick.

 

"That's nasty poison !! Sue shouted out,

Can't understand how your addiction came about."

"Well there you are,I hope I didn't give you a fright,

"Now you know,I wasn't out enjoying myself every night !! "