Crime Update

A policeman arrested a man for going the wrong way round a roundabout.

"I don't know how driving round the wrong way came about !

Put  your spectacles on before you go !"

"I have contacts !"

"I don't care who you know ! "


A shipment of viagra went missing last week,

Two hardened criminals the police do seek.


Thieves have broken into a police station ,all the toilets have gone,

Police are looking in to a chain of thefts ,but unfortunately have nothing to go on !


A large hole has appeared in a nudist colony fence,

Police in the region are looking into the offence.


◄ When Lenny swallowed a penny

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