A policeman arrested a man for going the wrong way round a roundabout.
"I don't know how driving round the wrong way came about !
Put your spectacles on before you go !"
"I have contacts !"
"I don't care who you know ! "
A shipment of viagra went missing last week,
Two hardened criminals the police do seek.
Thieves have broken into a police station ,all the toilets have gone,
Police are looking in to a chain of thefts ,but unfortunately have nothing to go on !
A large hole has appeared in a nudist colony fence,
Police in the region are looking into the offence.