So what, big whoops
I couldn't give two poops
for this fad of gross pretension
a cipher of dark invention
silly folks will rush to see
the brown-stained code of da Vinci
supposed secrets clandestine
teased as religiously unclean
quixotic quest for the Holy Grail
is nothing but a shaggy dog's tail
perhaps a junction of Jesus and Mary
they may have had a baby named Harry
And shouldn't this be so scary?
Could their offspring be the Fairy?
maybe I knew one named Larry
You know, I might see this film
I love a good flimflam
I know this sounds like a slam
rhyming about a ham

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