Where to Start?

Oh, yeah

In The Beginning

God made ham

And it was good

God said:

"I mustn't be the only thing to enjoy the ham"

So, God made man

Man said:

"what's shakin'"

Man then Turned ham

to bacon

God upset at man changing the devine creation

Though

Did admit its flavor to be quite delightful

punished man

And made Woman

Just to be Spiteful