My husband !!!
"To the wedding I was forcefully carried,
By my husband, to be unhappily married.
Where the longest sentence was passed by you.
When you looked into my eyes and I said,"I do."
I could do anything I wanted before I met him,
Take my dog for a walk,spend time at the gym.
My husband's temper was like living next to a storm,
It went on for so long it became the norm.
To drown my troubles became a constant whim,
But I couldn't get my husband to go for a swim.
My husband said he wanted more room,
So I locked him out of our bedroom.
My husband said as he sat in his armchair,
You drive me to my grave,so I said I'd take him there.
He promised to give up his consumption of liquor,
So we renewed our wedding vows and I moved in with the vicar."