What a beautiful set of tegulars

So straight, shiny, and true

They dominate her smile

And radiate her natural beauty

No imperfections, no blemishes

Tegularis regularis

As the Latins may once have said

Or, to reflect their dazzling prominence

Tegularis regularis majoris

Now mine are somewhat different

Little, yellow, inconsistent in shape

Tegularis irregularis seems apt, or

If they were more prominent,

Rather than hiding behind my lips

I could boast of having 

Tegularis irregularis majoris, or

If I could have them straightened

They’d be tegularis regularis minoris

An awful lot of words

To get one’s teeth into?