A false call to the police but they were not caught out

Jo dialled 999 in a panic and spoke to a cop.

"There's been a fight at my fish and chip shop !"

Jo was elderly and his brain cells were slightly scattered.

"Two fish by the owner have been seriously battered !"


The cop realised there was something fishy going on,

And no cop car to the fish and chip shop had gone.

◄ There's something fishy going on

Old age does not come alone ►


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Aviva Rifka Bhandari

Fri 22nd Jan 2021 08:27

I smell something fishy
Some palms have been greased
Investigate the relationship
Between Chippy and Police!

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