Bob was a cut above his fellow pupils at his new school

It was Bob's first day at his new school.

To fill in a questionaire was a new rule.

The first question was, "What is your dad's job ?

"He is a conjuror Miss ,"proudly answers Bob.


"What's his favourite trick when he's doing this ?"

"Sawing people in half he loves doing Miss."

"Second question,"Have you any  brothers or sisters ?"

"Yes Miss,one half-brother and two half-sisters."


"Well Bob,that's a good start,your no fool,

Your definitely a cut above anyone else in this school."

◄ A distressed little lad

Time to shine ►


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Stephen Gospage

Tue 19th Jan 2021 18:30

Sounds like the dad DID believe in half measures!

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Aviva Rifka Bhandari

Tue 19th Jan 2021 16:20

Since he seems to have a natural uppercut he might do well at boxing?

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