Bob was a cut above his fellow pupils at his new school
It was Bob's first day at his new school.
To fill in a questionaire was a new rule.
The first question was, "What is your dad's job ?
"He is a conjuror Miss ,"proudly answers Bob.
"What's his favourite trick when he's doing this ?"
"Sawing people in half he loves doing Miss."
"Second question,"Have you any brothers or sisters ?"
"Yes Miss,one half-brother and two half-sisters."
"Well Bob,that's a good start,your no fool,
Your definitely a cut above anyone else in this school."