A burglar broke into my house on Christmas eve,

The purpose of the break in I couldn't believe.

He was in my house looking for money,

Due to covid I use a card ,don't have any money.

I switched on the lights decided to be kind,

Despite all our efforts no money did we find.

 

He left my house and broke into the police station,

Stole their toilet seat,they're now suffering constipation.

"Have they caught him yet ?"I asked my friend John,

"No not yet,times are tough,we've nothing to go on !!"