Neil was arrested because he couldn't stand
The police arrested a man who couldn't stand,
From driving, for one year he was banned.
His solicitor took him to the court of appeal,
He was let off 'cos he was called Neil.
The police arrested a man who couldn't stand,
From driving, for one year he was banned.
His solicitor took him to the court of appeal,
He was let off 'cos he was called Neil.
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