Am I wrong to be jealous of those celebrities
Who get to stay in the Welsh castle for free
No social distancing rules apply to them
Watching them hug  each other is strange to see

They have no COVID worries or concerns
No need for regulations like hands, face, space
They receive a plentiful supply of rice and beans 
No need for shopping in masks covering their face

Last night they had a party in the Castle pub
Pub grub, dancing and karaoke, they had a blast
I miss hugging and nights out with my friends 
I’m not a celebrity, get me in the that castle fast