Age definitely mattered
Tim a bachelor with lots of money,
Planned a holiday to somwhere sunny.
He met a gorgeous girl who was only thirty,
Well dressed,well spoken and terribly flirty.
He brought her home to live in his house,
His friends were mesmerized by his new "spouse".
Newly retired at the age of sixty-five,
They all hoped his relationship would survive.
They asked,"How did you attract this lady that you adore ?"
"Easy,I lied ,I told her I was ninety-four."