Jane was racing down the motorway in her new car,

Foot on the accelerator,over the speed limit by far.

Jane purchased the car because her abusive husband had left,

In prison serving a long sentence for theft.

 

Suddenly a blue light appeared from behind,

It was on the cards for her to be banned and fined.

The cop looked tired and said,"It's Friday the 13th ,I've had a bad day,

If you've got a good excuse I''ll let you go away."

 

"Well,my abusive husband ran away with a lady in your force,

I thought you were bringing him back which would put an end to our divorce."

"Well that sounds good enough to me,

Have a great Friday the 13th,your free !"