Little currant man

With beedy eyes

I would like to eat you.

First, I would nibble at your toes

Then I would devour your nose

And all that comes between.

 

Beautiful crinoline lady

With royal satin skin

Skirts made of marizpan

Bodice composed of sponge

I would like to eat you.

 To gorge on your sweet sweet taste

And hit that sugar high.

 

As you can see, I’m not really picky

I want to eat you

Through mastication I will consume you.

 

Not for me your sugar mice

Or chocolate animal bars.

I am a cannibal

Pigs in blankets leave me cold

But I’m partial to an iced finger or an articoke heart.

 

I like my food to writhe,

And sometimes to beg for digestion

The only problem is ...

 

I’m actually a celibate vegaterian so I better eat you while I can.