Four Seasons Total Landscaping is Now Available for Venue Hire
It’s been a tough year, so
we’ve decided to diversify.
The State Room, over the road,
were doing a roaring trade.
We don’t have a bar, or a ballroom,
or a grand piano, like they do, but
we have a car park out the back,
and some very long cables.
We can’t do in-house catering,
but Sharkey’s Grill & Ale House
are on the next block.
We’re working on a partnership.
In the meantime, the gas station
has sandwiches and crisps,
and there’s a place just over there
that sells coffee vending machines.
Other local amenities include
auto repair, an archery range,
and in case of emergency,
Delaware Valley Cremation Centre.
Children’s parties, weddings,
No one turned away.
No questions asked.