Four Seasons Total Landscaping is Now Available for Venue Hire

It’s been a tough year, so

we’ve decided to diversify.

The State Room, over the road,

were doing a roaring trade.


We don’t have a bar, or a ballroom,

or a grand piano, like they do, but

we have a car park out the back,

and some very long cables.


We can’t do in-house catering,

but Sharkey’s Grill & Ale House

are on the next block.

We’re working on a partnership.


In the meantime, the gas station

has sandwiches and crisps,

and there’s a place just over there

that sells coffee vending machines.


Other local amenities include

auto repair, an archery range,

and in case of emergency,

Delaware Valley Cremation Centre.


Children’s parties, weddings,

corporate hospitality.

No one turned away.

No questions asked.


◄ (Never Going) Back Again

Portugal 3, Spain 3 ►


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Zushka B

Tue 10th Nov 2020 16:22

Made me smile !

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