Things My Cat Will Never Think
Man I didn’t get a lot accomplished today.
I’m not moving towards my goals like I wanted too.
You call this fresh?
No you shut the fuck up!
Take Notes…It’s all funny.
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
I’d love to but I am married.
I possess the qualities needed to be extremely successful.
I before e except after c
The Buddha was right.
Damn right we went a bridge too far.
Is there gluten in this?
You know you want it.
Some people call me Maurice.
A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar.
Give it to me straight doc.
You talking to me?
In this relationship, you have the upper hand.
All right all ready
Tout est vide…..