The skip a day diet
Jude was worried about her weight,
The tyre round her waist ,she did hate.
Her doctor said,"Hey Jude ,you need to diet,
Eat normal for two days,,skip a day,try it.
I guarantee after a fortnight you'll shed five pounds,
The fat will fly off in leaps and bounds."
When Jude returned , twenty pounds she had shed,
"That third day though I nearly droppped dead !"
"Amazing,"said the doctor,"from lack of food?"
"No from skipping all day,"cried jude.