Essex has fallen,

Romford first then Chelmsford,

Dagenham dug in but was ravaged.

The spirit of malcontent came to a climax

and spilled over like the nightlife itself. 

Social media has been full of it,

online casinos offering odds on the outcome. 

Basildon Town hall is under siege

no police presence reported

though notable statues have been protected.

 

Politicians were not available for comment

except Boris, spotted at a laying on of hands ceremony

tongue tied after his scriptwriters

were too listless to rise to the challenge

as all are on wages. 

He promised that the QE2 bridge would remain closed

and to be alert at all times. 

 

Fears have been expressed 

for the safety of the A12,

helicopters are gathering over Colchester

in recognition of its advantage

as a stronghold.

Tattoo parlours remain open. 

 

Crowds with flags reading "The only way is Essex"

were seen on the marshes headed up

by George Galloway and Nigel Farage,

not just a stunt they said,

"People have simply had enough,

they're sick and tired,

 Essex has fallen."