A grave gift !
Jane was seeking a birthday gift for her mother-in-law,
An unusual idea advertised in the local press she saw.
An expensive plot in a posh cemetry she did buy,
It lay unused as her mother-in-law did not die.
On her next birthday she bought her nothing at all,
She was really angry and at Jane did bawl.
She shouted so loud it created a pain in Jane's ear.
Jane responded,"You still haven't used the gift I bought you last year !"