Joe at a park sits next to a dog on a bench,

On the next seat is sat a well dressed wench.

Joe asks her,"Does your dog bite?"

"No never,my dog is alright."

Joe tickles the dog behind its ear,

The dog fiercely growls and bites Joe's rear.

Joe shouts,"I thought you said he was fine!"

"I'm sorry ," she said,"My dog is at home,that dog isn't mine."