You silly old bat

with your tea cosy hat,

and your dirty old giggle.

I love you.

 

No, I don't think the bombs

caused those earthquakes and storms,

but don't worry mum, 'cos

I love you.

 

Was it really a wink?

Not a twitch or a blink?

Did that man make a pass? And

he loves you?

 

Have you food in the house?

Yes, I know there's a mouse.

Will you eat something now? If

I love you.

 

Oh damn that your dead.

If only I said,

once or twice when you lived, that

I love you.