This year for my holiday,

I thought I wouldn't go very far.

Instead of taking a flight,

perhaps I would travel there by car.

 

I could holiday in the UK, 

Scotland, Wales or down south.

Due to recent events,

I won't be heading to Bournemouth.

 

I watch the news in horror,

what happened to common sense.

Who are all those people,

are they actually all that dense.

 

litter and lager lout crowds gather,

they truly are such fools.

Who do these folk think they are,

defying the lockdown rules.

 

To be honest I don't like the idea

of airport queues and stress.

Four hours masked up on a flight

only fills me with distress.

 

Perhaps I should take that risk

and fly away to a better place.

Where people are respectful

towards others and their space.

 

Basically I wish I was famous,

just for two weeks of this year,

Fly away on my private jet,

I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.