John Darwin and his wife are about to stand trial for his faked death and their reappearance in Panama:

Canoedling

Darwinian evolution

is a truly wonderful thing.

Transforming a prison officer

from grafting to ex-pat bling.

By long canoe from Seaton Carew

straight along Panama Canal.

A five year trip to paradise

with a healthy and glowing tan.

The missing man, a long time dead,

is on his way back to the nick.

The lovely wife with a brand new life

seems now to have missed a trick.

Insurance cash is wonderful stuff,

buys more than a panama hat,

but forgetting you're dead and posing abroad?

He should really have thought about that.